Timothy Burke's Music
this page is basic for a reason


Hi! Welcome to my site. People have been asking me for a long time to put up a place where they could download the songs I record, so here it is. Yeah, it's a basic page. Maybe that'll change eventually, but I don't see the point in flashy graphics or putting a whole lot of work into site design. You're just here for the downloading, right? If you'd like to contact me, email timothy.burke@gmail.com. I have a music myspace.

Remember the whole right-click/Control-click thing to download the files. m4a (AAC) files included for you iPodders. WAV for those of you who want to burn CDs and have lots of bandwidth. Click on the song title for a pop-up of the lyrics.


Holiday LP (yes, LP) 2007: (click the title of the song for lyrics, if available)

1. Don't Need Anything (2:36) mp3 m4a
2. Cold Song (1:49) mp3 m4a
3. Snowglobes (4:48) mp3 m4a
4. Letter From A Soldier (3:37) mp3 m4a
5. Holiday In Bavaria (3:28) mp3 m4a
6. Ring Baby Ring (3:44) mp3 m4a
7. Dear Santa (3:46) mp3 m4a
8. Christmas In Pinellas (2:42) mp3 m4a
9. I Ain't Getting Anything (1:50) mp3 m4a
10. New Year's Day (1:22) mp3 m4a
11. This Is A Hidden Track (4:06) mp3 m4a

What's New:

December 25, 2006

Holiday EP 2006
1. This Christmas Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 3:13
2. Bernie & The Boomer Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 3:18
3. An Anarchism Christmas Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 2:16
4. Christmastime is Here Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 2:42
5. A Single Christmas (2006 Mix) Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 4:38
6. GMAC Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 4:13
I dreamed a dream of a Theremin and it became This Christmas. I dreamed a dream of Bernie Kosar... he joined Boomer Esiason and Marv Albert. I wanted to write a punk song; Anarchy became the fruition. Christmastime is Here is just me, my Yamaha piano, and a song you've heard a million times. I hated how A Single Christmas turned out last year, so I rerecorded it. And GMAC was a hidden track on the actual CD that's barely worth your time.

Still, I'm proud of the 2006 Holiday EP. It sounds fun and has lots of neat instruments like banjos, mandolins, Theremins, and rockin' angry guitars. And Hammond organ... and synthesizers. And drums. And vocals!

As always, all songs, instruments, music by T. Burke, copyright 2006. Except #2 and #4, where the music was written by other people. The lyrics are still mine.

May 9, 2006

The Ballad of David Blaine Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 2:42
I wanted to make fun of David Blaine somehow. A ballad really ought to be longer than two verses and a lot of hammering on the guitar. Bite me.
March 24, 2006

Stewardess Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 2:40
Shopping Mall Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 2:57
Stewardess was written on the flight home from Boston back in November. I performed it that night at the Hangout, but never recorded it. Shopping Mall is something I found in the margins of a notebook from last semester. I don't remember writing it, or what about.

March 17, 2006

40 Days And 40 Nights Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 3:50
You might think this song is a reference to Lent, or the length of Josh Hartnett's career. It's neither of those things. I was going for a jazz flavor, but I never really hit that mark.

March 3, 2006

John Mayer Sends His
Girlfriend A Pipe Bomb
Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 3:35
Sometimes, you just record something that really doesn't have any rhyme or reason. This would be one of those recordings.

December 12, 2005

Holiday EP 2005
1. Don't Feel Like Christmas At All Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 3:35
2. Frosty 2 Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 1:48
3. A Single Christmas Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 4:20

July 6, 2005

6 July Demo Sessions
Bush Voter Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 3:27
V.D. (It's Hard Not To Notice) Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 2:19
Jailbait Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 3:08
Blondie's Got A Boyfriend Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 2:56
Lesbian Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 2:00
37 (The Hot Dog Song) Download mp3, AAC, or WAV length: 2:51
By request of a promoter I recorded a series of six songs live to two-track which became my first official demo CD. None of the songs had been recorded before; they were all less than six weeks old. Bush Voter and V.D. were written while at Fort DeSoto Beach with Sicky and Jen. Jailbait and Blondie were written just prior to performing at the Pegasus Lounge in late May, Lesbian the week before that, and 37 was written while watching the hot dog contest live on ESPN. An important point: all the songs except V.D. are true. I'll repeat that. V.D. is not a true story.

December 5, 2005

Jail Download mp3 or AAC length: 2:06
I wrote this a few minutes before leaving for a performance at the L.A. Hangout. It's pretty meaningless, and I actually changed the lyrics quite a bit in the drive there. This was something I recorded to try and remember it, and no other reason. I'll share it with you anyway.

November 12, 2005

Carolina In My Mind (Cheerleaders) Download mp3 or AAC length: 2:57
Also written just prior to leaving for a performance and recorded for memory reasons. If you don't recall the events surrounding the topic of this story, read here. I performed this at Fox & Hound one night and Scottish Sean was offended, or at least concerned that I was too "ribald." 

September 4, 2005

Dinero Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:26
I was drunk and wanted to write a fictional story for once. I wish I could make this a mariachi song somehow. I know some great trumpet players. 

July 28, 2005

The Next Best Thing Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:44
I wrote this song for my friend Leslie. It was originally supposed to be all double-entendres like the first two lines but I decided to go in a different directions. It might be the only song ever written that contains lyrics about both Mr. Pibb. and Israeli Prime Ministers.

July 26, 2005

Anime Fan Download mp3 or AAC length: 1:51
Something silly I adlibbed into my computer mic. I don't know that I've even ever played this live. I like the musical aspect of it, though. 90% of my songs are 4/4 ABAB and this one mixes that up quite a bit.

July 18, 2005

Cockblockers Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:30
Another true story through and through. The first verse is about an incident at Million's Bar in Mt. Lookout, Cincinnati. I was aiming for a Rolling Stones-style with this song. Instead I just ended up with noise. I guess that's what happens when you write songs while driving.

July 4, 2005

What The Hell Happened To Jewel? Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:29
Another adlib into the computer mic. Really not sure what was going on here. It needed to be a few semitones lower in key from the sound of it, too.

June 21, 2005

Live @ The Pegasus Lounge
1. Intro Download mp3 or AAC length: 1:41
2. Lesbian Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:01
3. Bush Voter Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:52
4. V.D. (It's Hard Not To Notice) Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:30
5. Blondie's Got A Boyfriend Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:13
6. Monkeys Coming Out Of Your Ass Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:01
I was a bit less drunk this time than the previous two I played the Pegasus. I was still pretty drunk, though. I think it's amazing that Bush Voter, V.D., and Blondie had never been played in front of an audience before, and I played them all the same night. Those have turned out to be pretty popular songs. Monkeys is a Steve Poltz song. Note that I screw up all the new songs in some way or another, as I do all new songs.

May 26, 2005

Live @ The Pegasus Lounge
1. Intro Download mp3 or AAC length: 1:41
2. Lesbian Download mp3 or AAC length: 2:50
3. Haunted Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:14
4. Cow Brain Sandwiches Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:09
5. Lights In California Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:33
6. Handjob On A Church Bus Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:01
7. Mother's Day (Jennie's Song) Download mp3 or AAC length: 4:36
I was HAMMERED. I wrote Lesbian on the way there and sort of botched it as you might expect. Obviously the biggest success of the night was Handjob, another Poltz cover.

May 19, 2005

Live @ The Pegasus Lounge
1. Intro Download mp3 or AAC length: 1:41
2. Woke You Up Download mp3 or AAC length: 1:40
3. Coffee In Your Cup (Clarissa Song) Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:42
4. SPUR-M Download mp3 or AAC length: 2:18
5. Shawn Kemp's My Daddy Blues Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:33
6. Waterfalls Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:23
I showed up and had no idea what to do. Therefore, I drank two pitchers and finally let myself be coaxed onstage. I screw pretty much everything up except the TLC cover that ended my set.

April 21, 2005

Comet Download mp3 or AAC length: 4:18
This is my attempt to sound like Ryan Adams. I do not sound like Ryan Adams.

March 28, 2005

Shawn Kemp's My Daddy Blues Download mp3 or AAC length: 2:40
Many years prior, I wrote a song for Fark called "Fb- is my daddy blues." You'd understand if you're a longtime Farker. I decided the song was good enough that I should adapt it to a wider audience. The song is good; this recording, not so much.

March 27, 2005

Haunted Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:47
I met this girl at the L.A. Hangout. I was drunk, and she was hot. I gave her my number. The song pretty much explains what happened next.

March 22, 2005

Fat Girl Download mp3 or AAC length: 2:18
I was drunk. Give me a break. The music is pretty, for what it's worth. I play the piano way better than I sing while intoxicated.

March 2, 2005

Sea Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:32
Sicky really likes this song. It's very pretty and I think as far as metaphor goes I did an excellent job considering I wrote it while studying for a midterm. This song is about Woke You Up girl, as I was somewhat afraid of her vagina and the diseases I convinced myself it must contain. So yeah, this song is about cooter. Woke You Up girl was a hyperbaric technician, so that's where all the diving/water stuff comes up.

March 1, 2005

The Truth Download mp3 or AAC length: 9:40
Instrumental adlibbed as a recording for a performance I had that night. The piano was live; the organ was dubbed. This recording turned out far better than I expected it to and so I've kept the backing track. In the performance, I talked about self-hate and relationships and an overall disgust toward my relationships, if that helps at all. This might be the strongest (musically) recording I've ever made. (The 6:00 part onward is my favorite.)

February 28, 2005

Coffee In Your Cup (Clarissa Song) Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:31
I wrote this song back in 2002, but never recorded it. It's a pretty intensely personal song, and it's one that probably has gotten the most widespread attention. I had a conversation with the person I wrote this song about that day and so I decided to record it and get it out of my system. The organ solo is the best ever. Yes, I'm aware it sounds like an Old 97's song. That's not intentional.

February 27, 2005

Mother's Day (Jennie's Song) Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:41
May 2003. Sitting in a north Cincinnati Waffle House, waiting for Javan to... become less busy, I wrote this song. It was Mother's Day, and I'd just taken Sicky's (now fiancee) home. I love the chorus of this song. It's maybe the best chorus I've ever written. This recording was spur-of-the-moment, and thus pretty rough; Javan asked for a recording and so I pooped one out. I'll make a nicer one someday. This song deserves it.

February 27, 2005

Home Download mp3 or AAC length: 4:03
I'm not sure what's really going on with this song. I like it, but at the same time, I kind of think it sucks. It's about Woke You Up girl. There's a subtle reference to my buddy Stucco in there, too, and a lot of inside jokes that only I'll get. I think this song would be better if I was a great guitarist like Clapton or John Mayer or something. Ugh, I can't believe I just typed that. Anyway, I think if I go metal with this song and really rock it out I might be able to salvage it someday. Looking at the lyrics, it sounds like a "real" song. I've never played it live.

February 26, 2005

Fuckin' Birds Download mp3 or AAC length: 2:17
Hung over, still drunk, whatever. I wrote a song that was half about being hung over and half about Bird Flu. This is my monument to Tom Waits. I'll never be him, but I can try.

February 24, 2005

Woke You Up Download mp3 or AAC length: 1:11
One minutes, eleven seconds of heaven. This song got it all started. I wrote it on the way home from the L.A. Hangout, and it pretty much tells the story in itself. I never saw Woke You Up girl again after this night. My only regret is that the recording quality is so shitty.

February 20, 2005

Despair Download mp3 or AAC length: 1:56
Recorded my adlibbing after coming home from hanging out with Woke You Up girl. You can probably figure out how the night went from listening. I was... pretty drunk. I think the time was 5:40am. Piano sounds good, though. I'm damn good with my fingers while drunk.

February 14, 2005

Gravity Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:09
This is a Vienna Teng song I recorded to test out my new microphone.

February 3, 2005

SPUR-M Download mp3 or AAC length: 1:03
Verbatim text from a spam email I received. This is a demo for a performance I gave that night.

November 18, 2004

Grudge Download mp3 or AAC length: 3:41
Drunken adlib recorded from a Chicago bar piano onto my Dell notebook. A crazzzzzzzzy piano solo.

July 22, 2004

Recovery Download mp3 or AAC length: 1:13
The first verse of a song I was making up as I went along. I need to finish this someday.

July 8, 2004

Giselle Download mp3 or AAC length: 1:30
Fiddling with the guitar while watching the film Mona Lisa Smile, plucked this out in honor of my favorite actress, Maggie Gyllenhaal. There are words, somewhere, but I've never recorded them, and the song is a lot more complicated in my mind than in this recording.

July 1, 2004

The Calisa Trilogy
1. Underage Columbus Girl [May 2003] Download mp3 or AAC length: 1:35
2. Calisa's Birthday [1 July 2003] Download mp3 or AAC length: 1:55
3. Calisa's Birthday II [1 July 2004] Download mp3 or AAC length: 1:17
Calisa is a Farkette who, at the age of 15, inspired a flurry of activity that led Aeonite and I to write competing songs titled "Underage Columbus Girl." The song amused some people and so a month later I celebrated Calisa's 16th birthday (marking legality in Ohio) with a birthday song, and then another the next year. They're pretty lame, but I'm including them here for the sake of completeness. Underage Columbus Girl later became the song Jailbait.

May 10, 2004

Boner At The DMV Download mp3 or AAC length: 2:09
Wrote this for a tribute to Wesley Willis. It turned out far, far, far better than I expected it to.

April 27, 2004

Lights In California Download mp3 or AAC length: 2:49
Written and recorded about actual events in a hotel room in Phoenix, AZ where a kung fu convention was taking place. Someday I'll have a band and I can give this some proper treatment.

March 24, 2004

We Wear The Mask Download mp3 or AAC length: 2:26
We Wear The Mask is a poem by Paul Laurence Dunbar (1872-1906). It's probably my favorite poem. I put it to music and sang it into my computer mic. Later, I redid it and used it in a performance (MP3 AAC)

February 17, 2004

Zerowing: The Motion Picture Download mp3 or AAC length: 0:57
Uhh... made this for Fark. It's a radio trailer for a nonexistent movie based on the Sega game.


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