regarding American Gladiators
1. I went to college with Siren. She was hot then. She is still hot now.
2. BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER Gladiators BROTHER BROTHER
3. American Gladiators should be lauded for helping smash false stereotypes. In the final women's round, we discovered that black women can swim extremely well, while former Marines can't (which may explain our current inability to win any wars).
