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Elijah Dukes is My Daddy

Elijah Dukes is my daddy. It's true. My momma's real white. Like, albino.

"Elijah Dukes is My Daddy Blues" (2:30, blues, intoxication)

mp3 version (4.3 megs)
AAC/m4a version (2.7 megs)

It's in 12/8 time! 'Cause that's how many kids he has! By how many women! I'm so clever!

BTW, this is the first song I've recorded with my new guitar, who doesn't have a name yet, but it might just be Tiffany. Or Debbie. Or Belinda Carlyle.

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I would take Elijah on my team anytime. Heck, I've played guys with steroids needles sticking outa there butts, and other assorted junkies and drunks. Its all about the trophy my feeble minded baseball friends. Tony L

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