It's another Independence Day.
Time for fireworks,
And sparklers,
And parades.
But my favorite part of every July 4
Is that show that happens
Way up in New York.
At Coney Island,
Nathan's Hot Dog stand,
A competition few would understand.
Some are skinny, but most of them
Are fat.
Eatin' hot dogs
In twelve minutes flat.
But then I saw this girl
Who really rocked my world
Five-foot-five,
100 pounds.
You would not believe,
Yeah, it would make you heave.
She gobbled 37.
She's the manager
Of a Jersey Burger King.
I bet that she could eat anything.
Her jaw can unhinge like a mighty snake,
I wonder how much of mine she can take.
I wish she was my queen.
Her talents are obscene,
How much sausage she can swallow.
But you would not believe,
Yeah, it would make you heave.
She gobbled 37.
Well we all should have
So much luck,
To have a gal so skilled
At the throat f... sex.
There's only thing about her
That's the pits:
Those hot dogs don't do nothing
For her tits.
Yeah, you would not believe.
I bet that it would make you heave.
She gobbled 37.
About to head out to watch another Rays win over the BoSox (did you see the Beantowners after last night's huge two-hit shutout by Kid K? Despondent!) but wanted to provide you one last patriotic moment, courtesy a random 1980's Japanese TV show. Huey Lewis and the News are still the best band ever. I love the dude on the left. His sunglasses are so Back To The Future part II.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RH8gBOvpLw
Have a great day, y'all!
