Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
So I've been in a really nasty funk lately, the worst I've been in in years. And I feel guilty, because as my friend watches his father die, I'm all worked up over whether or not a girl likes me. Meh.
Last night was a blast... crazy... and I hope I get to see the photos soon. Meanwhile, I thought I'd share a story janked from Sticks Of Fire.
Maybe this was on Fark, too, it certainly should have been.
A 92-year-old man was subdued with a stun gun after he severely beat his 81-year-old roommate at an assisted living facility, the Pasco County Sheriff's Office said early today. Olin Holcombe is in custody for a psychological evaluation. Deputies said he repeatedly hit Roland Casanova with his aluminum cane.
Just down the road from me, even! I love Pasco County. We have murderous Nazis, wildfires, and dead bodies out by the Flying J truck stop.
Now, death and destruction are nothing to laugh at. But the way we do it in Pasco is a wee bit different than the rest of y'all. I mean, come on. The dude was BEATING A GUY NAMED CASANOVA WITH HIS CANE. Maybe he thought the guy was one of those nasty things from beyond the dead.
I'll lube my own crankshaft from now on. You treat me like a baby again I'll wrap this goddamn walker right around yer head!
Comments
Wow that tazer story on the 92 year old man was a bit crazy. I lived in Pasco for the first 20 years of my life, and then moved to maryland for two and just now return to pasco again starting my 23 year at the end of this month.... still the same place and yet its amazing what you read on the front page!
Posted by: Pamela | April 8, 2006 06:39 PM
sorry to hear about your romantic woes.... but at least you can enjoy reading about all the weirdness that is Florida :)
Posted by: L | April 9, 2006 06:38 PM