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Via EDSBS and our friends at Miami Hawk Talk

New (and former) Toledo mayor Carty Finkbeiner delivered his State of the City address yesterday. In it, he announced a new fitness campaign for a city that is, frankly, a beer and polish sausage community.

In the coming year we will work hard to create a walking path that stretches from suburban Toledo all the way to downtown Toledo. And Get Fit Toledo will support in every way, shape and form, the journey to fitness of our spokesperson, Toledo’s favorite coach, Tom Amstutz.

Now, I won't criticize the crowning of Amstutz as Toledo's Favorite Coach, though Stan Joplin or Mud Hens manager Larry Parrish might have some qualms. However, TOM AMSTUTZ AS A FITNESS SPOKESPERSON?If you're not familiar with Tom Amstutz, here's a picture. tinafizz loves this guy.

He looks particularly good on widescreen TVs that aren't set up correctly. Which is about 90% of them.

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