Things that are retarded
Fox just switched me from the Giants-Vikings game, in which the Giants are going for a two-point conversion to tie the game, in order to show me commercials.Yes, they switched "to take you to the Bucs game" but by "take you to the Bucs game" they meant "show you commercials." So I'm missing the end of a very exciting football game... and watching commercials... and now watching the kickoff of the Bucs game.Seriously, people. Will it kill you that much to splitscreen or something? Are Bucs fans that narrowminded and shortsighted so as to not want to see if the Giants manage to punch in the game-tying score? It's several minutes later, the play has occurred, and I still don't know if they did. Fox hasn't bothered to tell me. Instead, I'm watching the first quarter of a boring Bucs game (don't get me wrong; I cheer for the Bucs. But seriously!)Locksmith has come and gone. The money I won last night is in her hands now. And yeah, we were being loud last night. But that guy definitely did not ....okay so the Giants punched in the 2pc. I wish I could watch the last minute of that very exciting game, but the NFL is all NEIN! VERBOTEN! on my ass....that guy definitely did not need to come over here without a shirt on and start yelling at us. I mean, seriously. I know I was being unneighborly, but she was hot, and I wanted a lap dance, and so we needed some thumpin' tunes.All in all, a day in which I was supposed to be up at nine to write three papers resulted in my getting up at two, locking my keys in my car, and suffering the wrath of the lead pipe man. This is what coming home drunk and proceeding to drink heavily will do for you. It's 4:20 (puff) and I'm staring at a blank page.I never did get that f@*# lap dance.
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