This is not a meme, unless you want it to be
Top five people I've gotten into arguments with lately5) John. Sat to my left at the poker table Saturday night. Minor league baseball umpire. Went to Miami U., but is cheering for Ohio State when they play each other in football this year. Yet another reason not to trust people from Dayton.4) Jacqui. Met her at the frat party next door Saturday night. From Queens, but is a Yankees fan. Truly inexcusable in my opinion. I just kept screaming, "BUT YOU'RE FROM QUEENS!"3) Sandy. Met her at the Hangout last night. From Long Island, but a rabid Red Sox fan. Perhaps even more baffling than #4. At least the Rays beat the Sox last night, so I could rub that in her face. Also, she was hot, and I tend to get in arguments with hot women quite often. It never gets me anywhere, and last night was no exception.2) Jenna. Frat party. I was trying to convince her that my saying she looked like Barbara Bush was a compliment. 1) Girl-whose-name-I-can't-remember from the housewarming party. I played a short set that included "Bush Voter" and she wasn't fond of it. Chill out, it's just a song.
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