I am so fucking furious with the Cleveland Indians' offense right now.
They are welcome to gobble my c0ck.
Jake Westbrook has a 1.04 WHIP and a 3.81 ERA and is 0-4. The Tribe is averaging .75 runs per game when he pitches. That is fucking bullshit. I could gather eight of my buddies and manage to score one fucking run.
The Indians are second to last in the majors in BA, second to last in on base percentage, and #26 in runs scored. (Compare this to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, mocked everywhere in the media including on The Simpsons, who are #4 in the majors in BA and #11 in runs).
We are worse than the Devil Rays. It is time to panic.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Also, someone tell David Wright to start hitting. Just because he hit a grand salami the other day doesn't get him off the hook for his .234 batting average. The hopes and dreams for my fantasy team lie on his shoulders. GO METS
They are welcome to gobble my c0ck.
Jake Westbrook has a 1.04 WHIP and a 3.81 ERA and is 0-4. The Tribe is averaging .75 runs per game when he pitches. That is fucking bullshit. I could gather eight of my buddies and manage to score one fucking run.
The Indians are second to last in the majors in BA, second to last in on base percentage, and #26 in runs scored. (Compare this to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, mocked everywhere in the media including on The Simpsons, who are #4 in the majors in BA and #11 in runs).
We are worse than the Devil Rays. It is time to panic.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Also, someone tell David Wright to start hitting. Just because he hit a grand salami the other day doesn't get him off the hook for his .234 batting average. The hopes and dreams for my fantasy team lie on his shoulders. GO METS
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