Ohio vs. Florida
No, this is not about the basketball game. I have covered that already. This is about the actual states.WEATHERIt is gorgeous and there are no clouds and it is like 85 here today. There is snow and shit in Ohio I assume.ADVANTAGE: FLORIDAPEOPLEOhio is full of conservatives who will have you to their house and bake you brownies. Maybe even special brownies, because they're the kind of conservatives who want to be left alone on such things. Florida is full of conservatives who will have you to their house only to kidnap and eat your children.ADVANTAGE: OHIOGOVERNMENTFlorida has a corrupt bureaucracy of goons and meatheads working in concert to deprive citizens of their hard-earned money. Ohio has a corrupt group of goons and meatheads working in concert to deprive citizens of their hard-earned money.ADVANTAGE: OHIO (note the lack of bureaucracy)MUSIC SCENENational acts play regularly at Little Brother's in Columbus, Bogart's in Cincinnati, and various locations in Cleveland. In Florida, it's either a rap concert at St. Pete Times Forum or Jimmy Buffett at the outdoor ampitheatre.ADVANTAGE: OHIO (seriously the music scene here sucks ass)BEACHESSt. Pete Beach. Madeira Beach. Clearwater Beach. New Port Richey Beach. -vs- Lakeview Park.ADVANTAGE: duhCOOL-ASSNESS OF POSTAL WORKERSMy mailman in Ohio always stopped to say hello when dropping my mail off on my porch during his rounds. My mail carrier here has spinners on her old-school Jeep mail truck (I am not kidding).ADVANTAGE: tieThe winner: not sure yet. Give me a few more months.
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