http://www.comedycentral.com/standup/central/detail.jhtml?p=/comedians/h/mitch_hedberg.xmlIt's not on news.google anywhere. If he is, it's a shitty thing to wake up to. If he's not, I dunno how I feel about the hoax.*sigh*I heard somebody else died while I was asleep too. This is the latest I've slept in in years. Whoops.and this, ripped from _mathlete[Current Clothes] red gym shorts[Current Mood] hungry, hung over[Current Music] Jim Rome show[Current Taste] huh?[Current Hair] mussed[Current Annoyance] lingering headache and roommates[Current Smell] nothing[Current Favorite Artist] Joan Miro, same as... ever[Current Desktop Picture] Apple logo[Current Favorite Group] me?[Current Book You're Reading] Communication Research Methods. boo[Current CD in CD Player] NCAA Mix CD #2[Current DVD in player] probably Aladdin or something Jenn has been watching[Current Refreshment] nothing[Current Worry] getting my paper done tomororw- L A S T P E R S O N -[You Touched] Dave, high five[You Talked To] also Dave[You Hugged] Tina[You Instant Messaged] Jarvin[You Yelled At] phew, last night probably included a few- F A V O R I T E -[Food] smashed yukon gold potatoes with chopped garlic[Drink] evan williams bourbon[Color] navy blue[Album] Refreshments - The Bottle & Fresh Horses[Shoes] my black Bass casuals[Candy] i don't eat candy anymore but the Fast Break bar is the best evar[Animal] Mouse? Our cat, Mouse, i mean, not an actual mouse.[TV Show] West Wing[Movie] TBL[Song] Patty Griffin - Blue Sky[Fruit] pear[Cartoon] sealab 2021- A R E Y O U -[Understanding] no[Open-minded] yes[Arrogant] indeed[Insecure] used to be[Interesting] i'd like to think so[Random] that would be impossible, so, no.[Hungry] yes[Friendly] sort of[Smart] yes[Moody] no[Childish] yes[Independent] yes[Hard Working] no[Organized] no[Healthy] until a month ago, i'd have said yes[Emotionally Stable] yes[Shy] no[Difficult] yes[Attractive] i have no idea.[Bored Easily] yes[Thirsty] yes[Responsible] no[Obsessed] with opening day baseball[Angry] hmm, no idea[Sad] no[Happy] not particularly- W H O D O Y O U W A N T T O -[Kill] college boys in their untucked oxford shirts and crooked baseball caps[Slap] hmm. i don't know.[Get Really Wasted With] my roommates[Get High With] the late mitch hedberg[Look Like] rhett miller- S T U F F -[My name is:] tim[All I need is:] a little inspiration[Love is:] dead[I'm afraid of:] B___ S____- H A V E Y O U E V E R -[Pictured your crush naked?] yes[Been in love?] i think so[Cried when someone died?] today, mitch hedberg, though he might not be dead[Lied?] this is the stupidest question ever so i will be ironic and say no- W H O -[Makes you laugh the most?] dave[Makes you smile?] leslie[Who do you have a crush on?] i am not unabashed enough to say.[Has a crush on you?] i cannot fathom the concept.[Is easiest to talk to?] tina- D O Y O U E V E R -[Sit on the internet all night waiting for someone special to I.M. you?] only if i'm already IMing them[Save AOL/AIM conversations?] yes[Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?] god, no[Cried because of someone saying something to you?] hmm. i don't think so- H A V E Y O U E V E R -[Fallen for your best friend?] no[Been rejected?] yes[Rejected someone?] no[Been cheated on?] yes- W H O W A S T H E L A S T P E R S O N -[You talked to on the phone?] jarvin[You laughed with?] dave[You sent a text message to?] MATHEMATICS- D O Y O U / A R E Y O U -[Obsessive?] yes[Could you live without the computer?] no[Color your hair?] no[Ever get off the damn computer?] L.A. Hangout baby[Habla espanol?] todos los dias[Drink alchohol?] you think!???[Like watching sunrises or sunset?] not until i moved here, where it's a whole new ballgame- N U M B E R -[Of times I have had my heart broken:] 1[Of hearts I have broken:] zero[Of girls I have kissed:] um. i stopped counting at 25[Of guys I have kissed:] one? two? [Of tight friends:] four[Of CD's that I own:] more than 200[Of times I have gotten high:] *shrug* 20?[Of time I have gotten drunk:] 500?
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