April 29, 2008

OH MY GOD

Fox News should be banned. Seriously, I'm a huge First Amendment defender, but when a major network shows such disregard for truth, facts, and history, I gotta shut 'em down.

While discussing the possibility of a Lincoln-Douglas style debate between Clinton and Obama, Fox put up photos of Lincoln and Douglas.

Except they didn't show Stephen A. Douglas' photo. They used FREDERICK DOUGLASS' PHOTO.

Fox News is not a legitimate news organization.

I guess we know the answer to one question: Is Fox smarter than a fifth grader? NOPE.

April 28, 2008

OVERHEARD

Of awl the dwamatic things...
Rohjah Clemens is in McCready's box!

April 27, 2008

SWEEEEEEEEEEEP CAROLINE *loss* *loss* loss*

April 15, 2008

WHAT THE HELL

April 04, 2008

you wish you had my skillz

You know what that is? That is seven (I already ate one) quality guava-cream cheese pastries. Fresh and warm, puffy, crispy, sweet. You wish you had one right now. I know you do! But you can't have one right now. Because you're not here. Unless you're Jenn or Rob reading this right now, in which case yes, you can have one. Have more than one, seriously, because I can only eat about one of them. And there's fresh whipped cream in the fridge.

April 03, 2008

how lucid

Of course, the movie employs as its chief medium a brand of humor that appeals to the most childish and vulgar in its viewers. At its core, however, “Borat” attempts an ironic commentary of “modern” American culture, contrasting the backwardness of its protagonist with the social ills that afflict supposedly sophisticated society. The movie challenges its viewers to confront not only the bizarre and offensive Borat character himself, but the equally bizarre and offensive reactions he elicits from “ordinary” Americans. Indeed, its message lies in that juxtaposition and the implicit accusation that “the time will come when it will disgust you to look in a mirror.”

From a literary review of Borat? Perhaps an academic journal article in the critical-cultural field?

nope.

From Judge Loretta Preska of the U.S. District Court for Manhattan, dismissing the lawsuit against 20th Century Fox from the guy who runs effeminately away from Baron Cohen's pursuits on the city streets of New York.

Glad to see SOMEBODY understood the point of the movie. Kudos, Judge Preska.

March 22, 2008

aughgh head asploding time again

One band has a charismatic, hirsute lead singer linked with some of the world's most attractive women.
The other band has a charismatic, hirsute lead singer linked with some of the world's most attractive women.

One band has talented instrumentalists and an alt-roots-rock sound derived from The Band and Van Morrison.
The other band has talented instrumentalists and an alt-roots-rock sound derived from The Band and Van Morrison.

One band is tonight's musical guest on Leno.
The other band is tonight's musical guest on Letterman.

One band's name ends with "Crows."
The other band's name ends with "Crowes."

aauuuuuuuuuuusudohfiosjf kill me now.

March 20, 2008

seriously, read a book or something

How, exactly, is it possible to not know that Gary Glitter is a child rapist?

It's not like it's something recent. He's been molesting children for decades. He's been kicked out of four countries!

Yet look at all the people they found in this article who had no idea the 'Rock & Roll, Pt. 2' guy was a chronic child rapist.

Oh, yeah, you might know a dude who gets quoted a few times in that article. Read all the way to the end, he sounds particularly smart there.

March 12, 2008

sad money :-(

Jim Cramer suffers from bipolar disorder. See what happens when he is off his meds.

March 05, 2008

Hey, ho, where'd you go, Ohio?

Congratulations, Buckeye State, you've managed to be more racist than VIRGINIA and SOUTH CAROLINA.

March 02, 2008

ow ow ow ow ow

CBS just showed an excellent 60 Minutes episode featuring Tuesday's primaries and the miserable state of American health care coverage. They followed it up with Big Brother. The juxtaposition was unexpected and severe. I am suffering intellectual whiplash.

The Grapefruit Gal informs me they do this every week. Please, if you know someone who watches CBS Sunday nights, take them for an EEG. They might be flatlining in the grey matter.

February 28, 2008

to all former, current, and future students

I may not be the best teacher at USF, but I most certainly am the one to have the most students appear on the front page of Tampa's daily tabloid TBT*. So I advise the addressed to avoid doing things in the future that land you on the front page of tabloids.

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